Lizard Vs Cockroach

IMAGINE THE PAIN

MAKAR SAKRANTI – ONLY FOR HOLY MEN

Hello friends wishing you all a Happy Makar Sakranti. Pardon, who is Mr. Makar and why you wishing me on his Sakranti, I bet you must be thinking the same way, please don’t doubt. I mean this. I never ever wish anyone before for “Makar Sakranti “. No I am not Mr. Late. I don’t wish anyone because I simply don’t have any satisfying reason. Yes a satisfying reason for celebration. I mean the occasion which was meant to be celebrated, which truly brings back your child like cosmic smile & other Kodak moments from your wardrobe.

The technical reason behind the Makar Sakranti, which was taught to us by our bujurg dada dadi, was actually very straight forward - we should celebrate because Sun on this very day enters into Makar Rashi (zodiac sign). So, it was a holy moment and has to be followed by sacred bath. All this seems like a quadratic equation.

But we, as youngsters in city, simply not able to connect ourselves neither with the Sun nor with sacred bath. You will surely find yourself as a laughing stock if you call someone at mid night (as we used to do on New Year, Diwali etc.) & say Hey Pal, Happy Makar Sakranti, come on let’s throw a party, see Sun after so much delay finally entering into Makar Rashi. You know what it means? i.e. our future is really going to change very soon.

Do you really thing it will work? NO. “Makar Sakranti” by its typical Hindi Accent announces itself as a festival which is meant only for priests and other holy man.

But yesterday, I came to know about one more thought regarding the celebration. The picture above created by me is based on the inputs taken from the article of Swami Tejomayaranda in yesterday newspaper. Sorry I forget the name of newspaper. But, we can reach him through his website http://www.chinmayamission.org/.

 

He interprets Makar as a Sanskrit word which stands for Crocodile and Sakranti means turning or complete revolution. The crocodile here symbolizes the worldly attachments that are holding us in their firm grip. So to remind us or in the words of Swami to turn the crocodile we should celebrate Makar Sakranti. The reason seems to be more logical. Leave one bad habit today or if cant leave restrict it. We can celebrate the day as No Smoking Day or Dry Day or No Adultery this weekend. I take an oath that I will apply all those things which I just created in the picture.

I find this reason a more understandable & practical one and that’s why I am daring to wish you all again HAPPY MAKAR SAKRANTI.  

ALL ABOUT 2011

The year 2011 was a sure shot year of hope. Yes “hope”, the word seems to be light but has hidden ability to recreate the thunders inside an underdog. As after practicing diet in 2009 & 2010 I finally got the chance to see (eating not allowed yet) curry this year. It did start with an unexpected failure but got cured soon with an equally unexpected remedy. I did faced few of the troublesome things like Home Shifting. The experience was really very bad.  But, it helps me to unmask few closed ones.  Somehow it did initiate a trend of loosening ties. Is that  irreversible? Can't say. 

Many people do add many things. But few can’t be left without shaking hands viz.:-

• Anju (Guru Sister & Confessor)
• Soni Sharma (My Confessor & a Motivator)
• Samta Gulia (My Teacher)
• Audrey (An Eye Opener)
• Mukesh Singh (An Eye Opener)
• Pawan Sharma (Underwear Friend)
• Arooj (Blogger)

Now turn on the regrets. Here are the people with whom I can’t be able to spend much time viz. sorry…

• Ruchika Bhardwaj
• My Blog
• Roselle Jackosalem (Wonder Plant)
• B.K.Chawla (Blogger)

 Ha..ha… now some serious talks about girls of course how can I deny this fact? With every passing second its getting really very difficult for me to maintain my virginity.  I am under oath for not to drink, eating non vegetarian & adultery relations. So I have no right to flirt too. At least 2 or 3 girls rejected me this year. But last year it was 4. So how many said yes till – a damn none. Never mind its improving.  I wish it will soon be turned zero. I will meet my soul mate so soon may be in 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 or before death. I do not want to die before showing my gratitude towards the fair sex.

Although it’s bad to have expectations but still lets have it.

All about 2012

This can be the year of getting rid off the old bottlenecks which I though expected in firstly 2010 & then in 2011.  The clearance will bring a sure shot financial stability. As I already laid out the future plans & path. Let’s see how it takes shape. I wish my Virgi & Pitaji blessing will helps my dreams to take off.

So my best wishes to Shri Himanshu Guglani. that he be able to stick to his path. 

Finally Started Hindi Typing

Yes We Can

A spontaneuous but very strong & heart breaking comment of someone forced me to create the above drawing.

Happy Diwali

ICAI stands for "The Institute of Chartered Accountants of India".
The picture was clicked by me in the library.
The guys are preparing for the Chartered Accountancy examination.

Happy Dussehra

Lets celebrate the Dussehra with all those things, which our beloved King Sri Sri Dashanan Ravan love the most.

A Jumble

The book as shown in the picture is a religious book of Hindu's called Bhagavad Gita.
The motive is to show the mental state of a youngster.

Happy Birthday Himanshu Guglani (In Advance)

Ha

Usually i dont do such. But this time lets have it. My birthday is on 29 of this September. But i want to be the first to wish myself.
So I himself dedicating a beautiful song to myself.
"Hor Vi Neeva Hon, Fakira".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUcaCYx0kzI
I do not know much about the details reagarding the singer. If anyone knew, kindly forward me the link. Thanks.

Pain of a Cauldron

A cauldron can cook but cannot taste.
Why it can cook but cannot taste?
How can someone cook without knowing the taste?

Love to imagine a day when a cauldron too can handle the taste

And i too will follow the same

Being Over Ambitious

Being over ambitious is not bad at all. But one must know, you cannot climb Mount Everest on a pony.  

Is Sky a Hunk?

My Battle for Recognition

Fighter do fight for money, land or fame. But the best only fought for truth. I am still fighting for my degree. I can earn money without it but now the war is bit more personal. My and my family prestige on the stake. . 

Cleared Chartered Accountancy Final Group I last week. Now 4 more exams left.I wish the last hurdle too be cleared soon. God please be always kind to me. I want to announce this bit earlier but cant do it due to high fever.

In the successive third try, i able to taste a bit of success. My old posts still very closed to me.
When failed second time i regarded myself as an impotent http://himanshuguglani.blogspot.com/2011/01/getting-pregnant.html
When failed first time
http://himanshuguglani.blogspot.com/2010/07/try-again-failed-in-ca-final-exam-badly.html

My Teacher Nowadays - Sri Chanakya

Few days back a very good blogger friend of my Vijay commented on my blog post that your posts are making my grey cells to put more effort to understand life and I answered i have many queries, my blog posts are just my confusions, which only a Guru (teacher) can solve.

Fire is always regards as a converter for turning the impious objects into the pious one. So one should always purify himself through the sacred walk in the fire of knowledge. The knowledge which cannot be gained without the due guidance of Teacher (the Guru).

Many Gurus played many role in my life, as mentioned in my last year blog post on Guru Purnima. These days its Sri Chanakya whose teachings really cleared many cobwebs of my mind. No need to give much details. Read his book and learn how to move with the life. 

At the end i want to wish Happy Guru Purnima to four people. Out of four two are the guides viz. Meeru and Anju. Other two my Gurus Virgi & Pitaji. I knew that myself not able to walk as you prescribed but wish one day i be able to do such. Ending with the strong desire to lead the life beneath your lotus feet.   

Life Without Lips

Well the above picture defines portray of a perfect human being. But is it perfect?
Can u afford to live without lips? Everyone, except you, will love you.

Hindi Poetry on Kurukshetra

Well blogging after so much time. I miss it really. The above again in Hindi. This is the first time, when i wrote on a place. The poetry is not good in symmetry but for introducing yourself to the holy city of Kurukshetrra its not bad at all. Hope you too had the same ups & down as the above person had.

Hindi Poem - Still To Decide

Ethical Virginity

Every youngster in any part of this world did had a thought every other day on the complex draconian myth or you can call it a custom of Virginity. Loosing of which will bring you in the lime light among peers, increases your self confidence while standing in front of mirror & obviously a regret free life of being a man . Fear of having a black spot of being dishonest hides somewhere. The naughty thought of loosing the V gets aired timely by movies, social pressure of marring late, item girls and shows like Sack Ka Samna, Emotional Atyachar etc. All such stuff helps us to get rid of the thought being dishonest. 

The similar type of judgement do apply on the corruption too. Why we take bribe from Mr. A on Monday & return it back to Mr. B on Saturday? Will it make any sense?Yes, it do. It makes us enjoy the black money from Tuesday to Friday. As it was the black money so we use it in lavish manner in luxurious products and obviously in charity to console the heart and secure the future. Scams like 2G, Commonwealth games, Adarsh society helps the professional bribers like us in playing the musical chair of corruption. But remember one day music will stop.    

I was 18 when i bribe the college librarian to get rid of fine. I was around 20 when i bribe the transport authority to get license without giving my driving skills test. I was 22 when i bribe the Traffic Constable as i jumped the red light. In every case two thing is common firstly my mistake and secondly my own personal monetary benefit. Bribe is an excuse & nothing else. I am learning to pay the fine. I wish you too.

Lokpal Policy (if successful) will help in gunning down the big players. But day to day corruption can be solved only by pumping the blood of ethical virginity.   

None can loose the virginity or give bribe to himself. For both we need a dishonest partner like us only

TRY TO BE LIKE AN ETHICAL VIRGIN, DO NOT COMPROMISE WITH HONESTY

India Rock, Lanka Shock

Myself Cheering Our Team At Pacific Mall, Subhash Nagar, New Delhi.

Its a dream comes true for every Indian especially Sachin. Its a start of a new trend. A new India awaits who knows how to celebrate. I wish the fever will continue in IPL too. 

My Mistake

Samurai.s on Nuclear Pyre

BEST OF LUCK JAPAN
I WISH BUDDHA WILL SOON COME & RECOVER YOU FROM THIS DISASTER

My Glasses & I

I feel regret for any Hindi spelling or grammatical error in the poem. Your comments or correction will improve my vocabulary. 

Single Out

A Must Single Out 

Giving Wings to the Fire

or

Offering Wings in the Fire

Big cause of failure, direction less mind set

Biggest cause of failure, multi direction mind set

Ruchika Lost Her Father

I call her today morning to wish Valentine's Day. She was feeling very low and whispered that her father is no more. Uncle is on bed since a decade. He is the good soul. He just performed Kanya Dan (daughter marriage) in November 2010. His son is also married and near by when he left. His both kids are well settled in personal as well as professional life. I know that he must be resting in the heaven and enjoying all the luxuries. God gave him lots of diseases because that's his last life. He got a Degree of Moksha and must be dancing and singing in the campus of God Kingdom 

My best wishes to Bhardwaj Family. Hope they will recover soon.

Tug of War for Degree

Every dog has its day

My day will come soon

Why should I feel jealous with the people ahead of me

To whom Allah gave the respect

Who am I to decide that he deserve not

The above Shayri (in picture)is not my creation. It is totally inspired from Shayri of Hassan Nisar (Pakistani Columinist)

Write Your Own Constituition Today

HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY TO ALL INDIAN REPUBLICANS

Wish Maoists, Seperatists & Terrorists will soon join the party. I am not keen to watch the Parade at India Gate today. Instead following the steps of Dr. B.R.Ambedkar and love to stay busy in writing my own constitution which make me ahead in life. How can you make a nation thunder if you himself cannot move.

A friend who is sitting two desk ahead of me clear the exams. I dont remember a single paper in which he did not cheated.There was a day when i refuse to copy the Sanskrit Mantra from the display board & instead skip the question. It make me loose the third position.There is no scale to measure a good human being.

But still my blog logo is the same

BE A GOOD HUMAN BEING, A GOOD STUDENT WILL FOLLOW IT love to add two more words today SOONER or LATER.

The below picture i posted as a New Year Resolution in 2010. The same getting forward in 2011 but with its own priorities. Thats my own constitution.

Impotent Himanshu Guglani

Giving birth a diffcult task. All it starts with tiring process of penetration then careful passing of right quantity of semen and finally feeding the embryo. All it takes then 9 long dedicated months of building the embryo into an infant. Still none can warranty the outcome.
My semen seems to be powerless. Need more musli power.
Love to get pregnant again.
Wish one day i will be able to get the Chartered Accountancy (CA degree) my baby

Vivekananda Ji & Me - Secret Talks Sssshhhhhhhh

Today is January 12 Swami Vivekananda Birthday. It is celebrated as National Youth Day. 

We have none other than himself Swami Ji on such an august day.

Me: Happy Birthday Swami Ji on your 150th Birthday

Swami Ji : Thanks Son

Me: Thanks to you Swami Ji

Swami Ji: Why? 

Me: Your thoughts help me gaining extra marks in the class assignments. 

Swami Ji: Lol.....really so because of me you get extra grades

Me: Ji Swami Ji I still remember Arise, Awake & Stop Not. Till the goal is reached.

Swami Ji: Great So have you reached?

Me: Ya i got the marks. My chart is displayed in the center of Display board.

Swami Ji: No i am talking about the life

Me: Life no life science is not in the course. Its neither written in class assignment nor our class teacher said so.I swear. 

Swami Ji: Ha ha no problem.So what else you know about me.

Me:Well your speech first line My American brothers & sisters.Where you get so many claps.

Swami Ji: Ohh its in Chicago i suppose.

Me: Swami Ji did you mean that? I mean nothing wrong in brothers but all your sisters too.

Swami Ji: So whats wrong in that? You can also do that.

Me: No i cant.

Swami Ji: Well why so?

Me: I not able to follow it.

Swami Ji: No problem son. You know we too get distracted in our times. But you must have strong will power & confidence.

Me Swami Ji You cover whole India in just 4 years on 11 number bus. How?

Swami Ji: 11 number?

Me: I mean by walking

Swami Ji: Ya i done that

Me: Well in just 4 years. May be as there is no red lights. No traffic and no terrorist threat.

Swami Ji: Well there were no roads then. I walk bare foot. Its not the picnic. I go for a purpose. 

Ok time to leave son.

Me: Thank you Swami Ji. Can we have a picture?

Swami Ji: Ya Sure Son

Swami Ji: Do remember me to call me on next birthday.I felt very alone these days.  I know you young guys really busy. But do have a thought again on the thought arise, awake......its in the course. Do check it.

As You Wish

Lets Decide....

My Parents Silver Jubilee

Happy Marriage Anniversary to Dear Mother & Father

Its 25 years since a beautiful & dreamy girl from Hill side decides to marry a Government Servant from Delhi.
She forgets her dream to lead his family.
Sacrifice herself in his feet just like the mother earth.
She gives two valuable gifts to Guglani Dynasty.
The woman was none other than my mother Ms. Sunita Guglani.
I love her, adore her & can die for her.
No words to say. Just wishing her alot.
I do not know i be honest like you with my partner or not.
But mother i truly learn a lot from you.
When you will left this world, i too will left for heavenly abode with you.
Sorry for all the bad things i did. Only you can bear me.My identity is because of you.
I LOVE YOU.I LOVE YOU & I LOVE YOU A LOT
I want to write more but neither Ms-Word nor your son is smart enough to express the motherly love.

My name is Himanshu but my nick name is Honey.

When i came in this world people neither recognize me with Himanshu nor Honey but only with one name i.e Baby Sunita. I love this name. 

Thanks Mother.
Your Son

Baby Sunita