India Rock, Lanka Shock

Myself Cheering Our Team At Pacific Mall, Subhash Nagar, New Delhi.

Its a dream comes true for every Indian especially Sachin. Its a start of a new trend. A new India awaits who knows how to celebrate. I wish the fever will continue in IPL too. 

My Mistake

Samurai.s on Nuclear Pyre

BEST OF LUCK JAPAN
I WISH BUDDHA WILL SOON COME & RECOVER YOU FROM THIS DISASTER

My Glasses & I

I feel regret for any Hindi spelling or grammatical error in the poem. Your comments or correction will improve my vocabulary. 

Single Out

A Must Single Out 

Giving Wings to the Fire

or

Offering Wings in the Fire

Big cause of failure, direction less mind set

Biggest cause of failure, multi direction mind set

Ruchika Lost Her Father

I call her today morning to wish Valentine's Day. She was feeling very low and whispered that her father is no more. Uncle is on bed since a decade. He is the good soul. He just performed Kanya Dan (daughter marriage) in November 2010. His son is also married and near by when he left. His both kids are well settled in personal as well as professional life. I know that he must be resting in the heaven and enjoying all the luxuries. God gave him lots of diseases because that's his last life. He got a Degree of Moksha and must be dancing and singing in the campus of God Kingdom 

My best wishes to Bhardwaj Family. Hope they will recover soon.

Tug of War for Degree

Every dog has its day

My day will come soon

Why should I feel jealous with the people ahead of me

To whom Allah gave the respect

Who am I to decide that he deserve not

The above Shayri (in picture)is not my creation. It is totally inspired from Shayri of Hassan Nisar (Pakistani Columinist)

Write Your Own Constituition Today

HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY TO ALL INDIAN REPUBLICANS

Wish Maoists, Seperatists & Terrorists will soon join the party. I am not keen to watch the Parade at India Gate today. Instead following the steps of Dr. B.R.Ambedkar and love to stay busy in writing my own constitution which make me ahead in life. How can you make a nation thunder if you himself cannot move.

A friend who is sitting two desk ahead of me clear the exams. I dont remember a single paper in which he did not cheated.There was a day when i refuse to copy the Sanskrit Mantra from the display board & instead skip the question. It make me loose the third position.There is no scale to measure a good human being.

But still my blog logo is the same

BE A GOOD HUMAN BEING, A GOOD STUDENT WILL FOLLOW IT love to add two more words today SOONER or LATER.

The below picture i posted as a New Year Resolution in 2010. The same getting forward in 2011 but with its own priorities. Thats my own constitution.

Impotent Himanshu Guglani

Giving birth a diffcult task. All it starts with tiring process of penetration then careful passing of right quantity of semen and finally feeding the embryo. All it takes then 9 long dedicated months of building the embryo into an infant. Still none can warranty the outcome.
My semen seems to be powerless. Need more musli power.
Love to get pregnant again.
Wish one day i will be able to get the Chartered Accountancy (CA degree) my baby

Vivekananda Ji & Me - Secret Talks Sssshhhhhhhh

Today is January 12 Swami Vivekananda Birthday. It is celebrated as National Youth Day. 

We have none other than himself Swami Ji on such an august day.

Me: Happy Birthday Swami Ji on your 150th Birthday

Swami Ji : Thanks Son

Me: Thanks to you Swami Ji

Swami Ji: Why? 

Me: Your thoughts help me gaining extra marks in the class assignments. 

Swami Ji: Lol.....really so because of me you get extra grades

Me: Ji Swami Ji I still remember Arise, Awake & Stop Not. Till the goal is reached.

Swami Ji: Great So have you reached?

Me: Ya i got the marks. My chart is displayed in the center of Display board.

Swami Ji: No i am talking about the life

Me: Life no life science is not in the course. Its neither written in class assignment nor our class teacher said so.I swear. 

Swami Ji: Ha ha no problem.So what else you know about me.

Me:Well your speech first line My American brothers & sisters.Where you get so many claps.

Swami Ji: Ohh its in Chicago i suppose.

Me: Swami Ji did you mean that? I mean nothing wrong in brothers but all your sisters too.

Swami Ji: So whats wrong in that? You can also do that.

Me: No i cant.

Swami Ji: Well why so?

Me: I not able to follow it.

Swami Ji: No problem son. You know we too get distracted in our times. But you must have strong will power & confidence.

Me Swami Ji You cover whole India in just 4 years on 11 number bus. How?

Swami Ji: 11 number?

Me: I mean by walking

Swami Ji: Ya i done that

Me: Well in just 4 years. May be as there is no red lights. No traffic and no terrorist threat.

Swami Ji: Well there were no roads then. I walk bare foot. Its not the picnic. I go for a purpose. 

Ok time to leave son.

Me: Thank you Swami Ji. Can we have a picture?

Swami Ji: Ya Sure Son

Swami Ji: Do remember me to call me on next birthday.I felt very alone these days.  I know you young guys really busy. But do have a thought again on the thought arise, awake......its in the course. Do check it.

As You Wish

Lets Decide....

My Parents Silver Jubilee

Happy Marriage Anniversary to Dear Mother & Father

Its 25 years since a beautiful & dreamy girl from Hill side decides to marry a Government Servant from Delhi.
She forgets her dream to lead his family.
Sacrifice herself in his feet just like the mother earth.
She gives two valuable gifts to Guglani Dynasty.
The woman was none other than my mother Ms. Sunita Guglani.
I love her, adore her & can die for her.
No words to say. Just wishing her alot.
I do not know i be honest like you with my partner or not.
But mother i truly learn a lot from you.
When you will left this world, i too will left for heavenly abode with you.
Sorry for all the bad things i did. Only you can bear me.My identity is because of you.
I LOVE YOU.I LOVE YOU & I LOVE YOU A LOT
I want to write more but neither Ms-Word nor your son is smart enough to express the motherly love.

My name is Himanshu but my nick name is Honey.

When i came in this world people neither recognize me with Himanshu nor Honey but only with one name i.e Baby Sunita. I love this name. 

Thanks Mother.
Your Son

Baby Sunita

Wikileaks - Leaking US Tap

A Dirty US tap is leaking and stupid crows like India and Pakistan are fighting for their respective sip.

The day before wikileaks exposes US policies, i was viewing video of  Mr.  Kuldeep Nayyar titled India in 2025. Its a five part series where he talk about  South Asian countries and the US policies. I am providing the link for part 1. The footage is titled India in 2025 .
US is a world power. We learn a lot from them. They define the modern democracy. They laid the standards of present day secular and multi cultural society. We as Indians too look forward to them. Not just we all the weak counties of the world take US shelter in case every natural or man made calamities. Yes, US do have a fatherly figure.

But fortunately now their image is on a full swing change. They are now approaching themselves only as a business man who's main concern is looking for just bucks. We saw them running for oil in past and now for markets in emerging economies. They never cares for other country sentiments and simple ready to do anything in any part  of the world on the name of terrorism.

These Wikileaks exposes will surely help us i.e. the general public (aawam) to understand their policies better. As the diplomats already knows about it.
This Hindi verse suits them in present context of their relation with India. I love to see more and more sorry figures in US. Love to see more such exposes which make the US on back foot while playing with India.

One advice for South Asian friends too. Europe or US never want us to be close. They never want us to build European Union type structure. Please take India as your ultimate friend.

US is ahead of us in technology. So we should take every possible advantage of it. Do not look US as a strategic partner.

Do listen a small video footage of Farid Zakaria
http://www.ndtv.com/video/player/walk-the-talk/fareed-zakaria/48168

Do not look US as an ombudsman.

Exam .......Exams......Exams.....Exams....Exams...Exams..Exams.Exams

Lord Rama Few Kms Away - Happy Diwali

Pushpak Viman of Lord Rama will soon going to land in Ayodhya.
I wish he take a quick look at your home.

I too in the Que.

Lets read more about Lord Rama & play some games & quiz related to life of Rama.
Only at
http://www.hindu-blog.com/
Best material for any practicing Hindu.

NIce Poem - Dedicated to Dear Goal or Dream

First two lines inspired from a song in the movie IN CUSTODY
Fogive for all Hindi spelling errors which are there
I am planning to buy Hindi Fonts soon

God Smile

Gifted by a very good human being, a cool friend & a psychologist.
She is a Wonder Plant.

My Kaibigan My Bebe My Roselle Jackosalem

My Favourite News Anchor -Vinod Dua

When ever you want to see the true picture of news 

Must refer my favorite News Anchor - Vinod Dua

I am a big fan of him and watches regularly his show on NDTV

I like to be like him

You can catch his show VINOD DUA LIVE at following link

http://khabar.ndtv.com/MoreVideos.aspx?sNm=Video&sSNm=Vinod%20Dua%20Live&videotype=1

Vinod Dua (born on March 11, 1954 ) is one of the most well known names of the Indian media. He has been the face of Indian television since 1974. He has seen and been associated with Indian television’s transition from a government controlled, black and white, single-channel entity to the present-day multi-channel transnational satellite T.V.industry. A veteran of thousands of hours of telecasting, Vinod Dua is an anchor, political commentator , election analyst, producer and director.

He was awarded the Padma Shri for Journalism in 2008.

Best Song in Exam Time

Lyrics of Man Ki Mat Song (Sung by Rahat Fateh Ali Khan)

Ishq mushk bedaar na koi
Mann se badh kar, chor na koi
Bin aag badan sulga de ga
Yeh rag rag rog laga de ga

Man ke mat pe mat chaliyo, yeh jeetay jee marwa de ga - 2 times
Mashooq mohalle mein jaa ke, besabra rog dagha de ga
Man ke mat pe mat chaliyo, yeh jeetay jee marwa de ga - 2 times

Oo mann ki mandi, mann beyopaari, mann hi mann ka mol karey - 2 times
Bhool bhaal ke nafa munaafa nain tarazu tol karey, nain tarazu tol karey
Khud hi mol badha de manwa, khud hi mol badha de manwa
Khud hi mol chupa de manwa
Khud hi bhao gira de ga
Man ke mat pe mat chaliyo
Mann ke mat pe mat chaliyo, yeh jeetay jee marwa de ga - 2 times

Mann behkaaye, mann bhatkaaye, mann batlaaye sau raste - 2 times
Mann ki mat mein pyaar hai mehnga, praan pakheru hain saste, praan pakheru hain saste
Mann se thodi anban rakhna, mann se thodi anban rakhna
Mann ke aagey darpan rakhna
Manwa shakal chupa le ga
Man ke mat pe mat chaliyo, mat chaliyo, mat chaliyo
Man ke mat pe mat chaliyo, yeh jeetay jee marwa de ga - 2 times


Mashooq mohalle, mashooq mohalle mein jaa ke, besabra rog dagha de ga
Man ke mat pe mat chaliyo ..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGQCutFS7Is&feature=related

Will you be my Dustbin?

My dustbin is very dear to me
It is always in my room
I drop all my bad things in it
And i clean it daily
Due to this my room is always clean
Will you be my dustbin?

KEEP YOUR CRITIC NEAR TO YOU
HE WILL HELP YOU IN CLEARING ALL YOUR BAD EVILS, EGOS.

Will you be my critic?

One of My Krishna is Getting Married

Krishna is charioteer of my life 

He shows his presence to me through his best creatures i.e human beings

I love all human beings, every single person is Krishna in himself

Full of good qualities & deeds. Its just up to us how we can accept all those

Ruchika Bhardwaj my friend is also one of those 

Now she is getting half, i mean she is surrendering half of her soul to a cool gentle guy Sumit



I wish you have

MARRIAGE LIKE RAMA AND SITA

FEEL & ROMANCE LIKE KRISHNA AND RADHA

AND 

SHAYAN KRIDA LIKE SHIVA AND PARVATI

DO SEND ALL THE WISHES IN TONNES TO THE COUPLE 

LETS WHISPER THE NAME OF ALMIGHTY & SAY BEST OF LUCK 

I apologize in advance for bad Hindi Writing & Grammar, its my mother toungue

Picture the couple was intentionally not shown  

My Father & Me on Babri Verdict

Jab Mashab or Kom Par Udhte Ha Sawal

To Shayd Hi Koi Pharak 

Rahta Ha Haivan aur Insan  Mein

Rickshaw Wale or MBBS Doctor Mein

I asked my literate Father once

Who is RSS?
He replies, if Muslims attack us then this is the only party who will save us.

After that day i never ask again. He hates Congress Dr. Manmohan Singh & often use word Kutta for him.I hate him for that. 

He is a true believer that Muslims intentionally have more kids because they want to become majority in India and want to have control over the whole country.

He always has a problem when Muslims gather together every Friday but certainly no issues when we had Mata Ki Chowki or Kavad Yatra or Nagar Kirtan. I again hate him for that.

INDIA Sovereignty has a threat with citizens like him.

But fortunately these citizens are now getting old & Young Brigade is taking over. 

THIS NOT 1992 THIS IS 2010

1991 is the year of Liberalization

We are now 19 years ahead

Happy Birthday - Bhagat Singh

http://www.liveindia.com/freedomfighters/liveindia_Bhagat_Singh.jpg

Lord Hanuman Sues His Temple Owner

Fact of Case : Wrong spelling of Jai Hanuman
Petitioner: Lord Hanuman
Defense : Temple Owner

Lord Hanuman: I am known for my intelligence and verbal skills. How can anyone does such a mistake in my own temple.I love to see my followers literate like me.(Lord questions his credibility as a follower)

Temple owner: Lord i am your true follower. While interpreting a Law if we cannot go with Literal Interpretation we use other rules just like Rule of Ejusdem Genersis means of the same class or species. As Jai Sri Ram & Jai Hanuman are just like associated words. If one used correctly as you can see the spelling of Jai Sri Ram, one cannot conclude that I am not literate. Please consider it as an isolated one and forgive me. 

Decesion: As per facts of the above case I request omniscient Lord to forgive the owner

Lord Hanuman : Tatha Astu Putra

The picture taken by me at Sri Vaishno Devi Temple last month

Burn the Quran & Humanity Here

US Church Pastor orders to burn Quran Sharif (holy book of Muslims) 

Its a shame, Jesus must be hurt by hearing such

US should take a lesson from India

The picture below was taken at Hindu Goddess Vashno Devi Temple situated at Jammu, few hours away from Kashmir where Hindu families were often exploited by the Muslims

A Muslim helping a Hindu  

Owner was Muslim, 

Rider was Hindu & 

Horse does not have any religion but brought up by a Muslim

Yes, we as Hindu & Muslims do fight. Hindus do destroy Mosque

We have problems but when it comes to business. Only one thing matters i.e. Money

I am very thankful to this Money Power at least it has the power to make us move together
I wish Holy Father of Church will soon realize his decision taken in haste

OSAMA BIN LADEN DOES NOT REPRESENT QURAN, BURN HIM NOT THE BOOK 

Story of an Unstable Traveler

Imagine a traveler Mr. A and two cities viz.B (the departure) & C (the destination) and a train plying between the two.

Now tell  what will be the destiny of a traveler A, if instead of targeting for the ultimate goal C, he keen on enjoying the train ride?

Real Motivation is through Work & neither from working environment nor from outcomes of work

Happy Birthday Krishna - Missing you alot

Happy Birthday - Krishna

I duly attended your birthday party yesterday in the near by Temple 

& really over whelmed that you too personally attended the same

Sorry i forget to bring any Gift for you

but i do get lots of return Gifts

That's your magic  

I love to introduce to you my one more friend who is totally like you a Gwala

Thats Jesus
He do talks a lot with me through is his holy prayers book Bible and his devotees like Mother Teresa
Best Ever Article on Krishna Life posted in HINDUSTAN TIMES by SRI SRI RAVI SHANKAR.

My Best Friend These Days In Illness

Deeply regret to all
For having one way traffic on the Express way of relationship
WORK IN PROGRESS
Road will start soon

Frozen Tears

Forgive me for bad Hindi Grammar (Vyakaran) & spelling

FRIENDSHIP DAY

Move ahead today

Book now the tickets for world tour

Visit each & every country

But you will surely not be able to find even a single friend like A MIRROR.

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY TO DEAR MIRROR 

Take a small coffee break & have a chit chat with the mirror & start loving  yourself

Respect your

• Voice,
• Views &
• Life &
• Soul